I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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