Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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