i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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