haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
