No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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