I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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