grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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