If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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