i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I enjoy the company of your penis
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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