Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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