chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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