once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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