i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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