Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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