Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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