I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Randomize
