you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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