Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
tell me about the fingering
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