i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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