we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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