At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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