brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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