sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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