Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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