i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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