I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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