ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
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