can we get nightvision for the apartment?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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