i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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