we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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