butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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