Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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