Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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