YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Randomize
