apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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