idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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