I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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