If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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