You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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