hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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I need you to use more vowels.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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