I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I am midnight drunk by noon
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
