We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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