Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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