i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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