There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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