SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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