I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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