I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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