Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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