She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
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