He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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